John-the-Enforcer

Faithful Hearts: The Wanderer A fanfiction based upon the work of Andrea Avrett by John P. Fadeley Part 7-Chapter 18 Downtime in the Meantime Heading down into the galley of the Faithful, I overheard a bit of chatter. Upon my arrival, I saw that a number of our crew mates were gathered around Jose as he was regaling them with tales of his own adventures. Among those gathered were Stitch, Jake, Chip, Dale, Dodger, Gurgi, Mushu, and Basil. Reuben and Remy were busy preparing food for the gathered crew members. Our Brazilian parrot friend was even wielding his umbrella like it was a fencing rapier as he spun his stories. Before I could sit down and listen further, I was suddenly knocked to the ground. The sound of a scrubber was heard at my shoes. Doggone it, M-O! "Will you cut it out?!" I finally shouted at the robot. With the electronic equivalent to a snort, M-O scurried away. When I looked up, the others' eyes were on me in shock. Even Jose looked a bit hurt. "Oh

Barrix Haunted Halloween An fic by John Fadeley Co-Written by Christine Buendia At the suggestion of Christine Buendia Based on the works of Christine Buendia John Barrix is copyright of me Lee, Sakura, and Mikey are copyright of Christine Buendia The Haunted Mansion and all related ghosts and such are copyright of Walt Disney Parks ****************************************** Location: Kurashiki Springs, Novannica Date: Saturday, October 31st, prior to Nightmare Resurgence...6:52PM "Well, look at you two." Maratha smiled at her younger children. Sakura mirrored her mother's smile, dressed up as a knight for the evening's festivities. Lee proudly beamed a confident grin, clad in clothes suiting a pirate of old. Jumping onto his shoulder was his pet capuchin monkey and closest friend, Mikey, his head, arms, legs, and tail poking out of a banana costume. "So, Lee, you dressed up Mikey as a banana?" Maratha raised an eyebrow and a bemused smirk. "I was going for a hilariously

Top 10 Pirates of All Time by John Fadeley Ahoy, me buccos! Being that today's me birthday as well as International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day (odd coincidence, to be sure), I decided I'd throw together a list on 10 of the most infamous sea/space-faring rogues of all time. That's right, PIRATES! For this list, I'll be delving into real life and fictional pirates, going from 10-1 based on their success and infamy. As a bonus, I'll include interesting facts about pirates, from dispelling myths to real life facts about the buccaneers, privateers, and straight-up marauders of the oceans/stars. With all this said and done, let's get on with it, mateys! #10 Captain William Kidd (Real, born 1645, hanged 1701) Reign of terror: 1697-1701 Pirate Fact: Don't go looking for old treasure maps or dig too many holes in beaches. Pirates usually spent their ill-gotten gain as quickly as they got it, as Hector Barbossa put it, "on food drink, and pleasurable company". A reasonable few banked their

Star Wars A Fleeting Light A Star Wars Fanfiction Written by John P. Fadeley Co-written by Rachel Hearne Chapter 27: A Dubious Job Teelana (with RB to steady her steps as she was still recovering from being stunned) made her way to the cockpit and saw Blackspire Outpost. "Wow. There it is. Time to find our client." Teelana murmured. "Unless you plan to jump out an airlock to do so, how about waiting until I've landed the ship first?" Chuckles berated her over the comm. "I was thinking about after we'd landed. I was certain such a thing was implied." the female Jedi answered. "Well, we'll be touching down in a few moments." Chuckles told her, "Might I recommend a change of clothes?" "Yes. I should change out of this before we disembark." Teelana conceded to his suggestion. It was a good idea. Something more utilitarian, I think. Teelana considered as she flipped through a wardrobe aboard the ship. "Let me see. What would be good for me?" she asked herself as she looked

Star Wars A Fleeting Light A Star Wars Fanfiction Written by John P. Fadeley Co-written by Rachel Hearne Chapter 26: Ambush on Savareen Meanwhile, on Savareen at Pnakotic Coast, the crew of The Great Escape was in the midst of getting their canisters of coaxium refined. "Ugh, my back is going to be killing me for weeks after hauling those things off the ship." Evros complained. "Oh, suck it up, you weakling." Dellana teased while bumping his shoulder. Teelana chuckled at the sight. They were certainly keeping her entertained. She shook her head affectionately as she thought this. Lakka was easily carrying the last two canisters of coaxium to the refinery. "This is doing well so far." Teelana said to her. "Don't know what the rest of you are complaining about." Lakka smirked, "These were easy." "Compared to other stuff? Perhaps it is." Teelana said to her. "Lasat are known for their strength. It's kind of on par with the Wookies." Nalin told her. "Pretty amazing.

Star Wars A Fleeting Light A Star Wars Fanfiction Written by John P. Fadeley Co-written by Rachel Hearne Chapter 25: The Marksman's Bounty Part 2 As they approached Landing Bay 375, both Ferek and Siarra looked out at the airborne facility and city around them. "Amazing, isn't it? Think of this as a floating version of Mos Eisley." the Twi'lek told her pupil. "It is. Amazing that a city this big can hover in the clouds." Ferek answered. "Heavy-grade repulsorlifts." Cutter replied, "That's what's keeping this entire facility from plunging to the liquid metal core below." "That's right. Bespin doesn't have a habitable surface." she informed Ferek. "Being a gas giant, it's kind of expected." Cutter interjected, "The closest thing you'll have to a habitable surface is either here in Cloud City, or any of the platforms doing Tibanna gas mining." "All of which are sparse locations." the Twi'lek added. "Well, we're here." Ferek commented, "Let's go get this stinking son of a

Star Wars A Fleeting Light A Star Wars Fanfiction Written by John P. Fadeley Co-written by Rachel Hearne Chapter 24: The Marksman's Bounty Part 1 "No! No!" the Snivian screamed, "I swear, you've got the wrong guy!" "Oh, sure, like there's other Snivians that just happen to look like you and rip off some aristocrats in the Corporate Sector." Siarra rolled her eyes, "Let's go, creep!" "No, I didn't do this! I swear I didn't know anything about it!" the poor fool pleaded more with her. "Can I please stun him?" Ferek asked his Twi'lek partner, "It'll be more quiet for our trip back to the Corporate Sector." "Why not. I'm sure he could use the rest to clear his head." Siarra replied. With that, Ferek aimed his blaster at the Snivian's back and pulled the trigger. Siarra heard the satisfying sound of the stun blast and the Snivian's grunt as he was rendered unconscious. "Alright. Let's get him out of here." the female Twi lek said as she looked over her

Top 10 Disney Henchmen by John Fadeley They say you can tell a lot about a person by the company they keep. If that's the case, it's small wonder that the villains of Disney fail so much, because the hired help they have are not very good at their jobs. XD As the title suggests, I'll be covering the henchmen, lackeys, minions, flunkies, meat-shields, followers, and 2nd-in-Commands of Disney's pantheon of ner-do-wells. For this list, I'll strictly be sticking to the main animated films (NO DIRECT-TO-VIDEO SEQUELS!), and I'll be arranging them from 10-6 (as the most entertaining, and/or largely competent and capable...relatively speaking, of course, since everyone on this list can/could easily qualify for the "YOU HAD ONE JOB" meme) to 5-1 (the most incompetent, incapable, and facepalm-worthy of the villainous crowd). Get it? Got it? Good! On with the rogues gallery! #10: Flotsam and Jetsam (The Little Mermaid, 1989) Fun Fact: They were named for two different types of

Literature, comic books, TV, movies, and video games all have one thing in common: they introduce us to incredible stories, memorable characters, and worlds beyond belief. As the title of this Top 10 list would suggest, these ficitonal worlds sound cool and amazing in theory, but I certainly wouldn't want to visit them, let alone, live in them. It'll be one per franchise this time around, there may be spoilers abound (marked with a *SPOILER* warning), and there may also be some strong language. If you're okay with any of this, read on. If not, then back out right now and go look at my fanfiction or photographs. #10: Star Trek Universe-Star Trek Franchise "Space. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no one has gone before" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard, "Star Trek The Next Generation." Yeah, if you're not careful, Space will be